Welcome to FUNNY SAYINGS
My unique and personal collection of hundreds of short funny sayings.You will really enjoy and relish upon reading them.These are short enough to remember and funny enough to give a smile on your gloomy face. Like the coin has 2 sides. Similarly, funny quotes and sayings make us laugh and also provide a lot of knowledge.It can create a lot of humour,in the life of kids and they can use this knowledge in their studies. Some of these quotes are coined by great leaders like Leo Tolstoy,Williams Wordsworth, John Keats.. Please feel free to submit your quotes. If you like a quote on this site, please "recommend" on Facebook by clicking on the like button so that others can also get benefit from our collections.Draft beer, not people (This was a famous quote said during the wars.)
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
- Brendan Behan
Love is a passion Which kindles honor into noble acts.
All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.
Goalies are three sandwiches shy of a picnic.
Jim Taylor (Hockey Writer)
Forget about style; worry about results.
by Bobby Orr (The greatest hockey player who ever lived…)
I suppose leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people.
Mahatma Gandhi