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		<title>Draft Beer</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 15:27:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Draft beer, not people (This was a famous quote said during the wars.)]]></description>
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		<title>Two Occasions</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 15:25:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I only take a drink on two occasions &#8211; when I&#8217;m thirsty and when I&#8217;m not. - Brendan Behan]]></description>
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		<title>Love Is A Passion</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 16:04:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Love is a passion Which kindles honor into noble acts.]]></description>
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		<title>All Marriages Are Happy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 15:59:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All marriages are happy. It&#8217;s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.]]></description>
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		<title>Long Marriage</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 15:58:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.]]></description>
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		<title>Goalies</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 15:33:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Goalies are three sandwiches shy of a picnic. Jim Taylor (Hockey Writer)]]></description>
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		<title>Worry About Results</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 15:28:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Forget about style; worry about results. by Bobby Orr (The greatest hockey player who ever lived&#8230;)]]></description>
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		<title>Getting Along With People</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 15:14:16 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Leadership Quotes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I suppose leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. Mahatma Gandhi]]></description>
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		<title>Leads By Example</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 15:12:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A leader leads by example, whether he intends to or not.]]></description>
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		<title>Simple Living</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 17:47:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Simply living is quite easy as compared to living simply.]]></description>
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