When tempted to fight fire with fire… remember that the fire department generally uses water.

One more thing people say… “Life is short” Is there anything else you plan on doing that will last longer?

Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?

Yo mammas so fat when she fell out of a boat the captain said ” LAND HO”.

Save water…shower with me…

Life is crucial,hard and complicated..while dying is easy..yet so peacefull.

In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.
Charlie Brown

Once you reach happiness, you dont need money. Love and happiness goes and makes it through anything.

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