The foolest persons are those who tell own secrets to others even their parents…
Your known secrets will end you, if its known by others…
Never Never let anyone know your secrets….
(DYING AND CRYING ALONE IS BETTER THAN SHOWING YOUR SECRETS)..
Your mamas so fat that when i tried to drive around her, i ran out of petrol…
Our Father, who art in Heaven, Harold be thy name!
Girls are like apple trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.”
When someone says something bad to you…never cry because it takes 24 muscles to cry, 18 muscles to get upset, 10 muscles to smile, but it takes only 3 muscles to show your middle finger…
Life is like a mirror if you crack it ..it can be fixed but the chips are still there.
If At first attempt you don’t succeed, take a break, call a friend and go out for drinks!
F*ck fear, drink beer.