Comical Quotes


Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all its Students.

Death is a once in a lifetime Experience.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?-

Don’t be so open minded that your brain fell out of your head.

I am a good housekeeper.Every time i get a divorce,i keep the house.

When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt.

The Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

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