Comical Quotes
Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all its Students.
Death is a once in a lifetime Experience.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?-
Don’t be so open minded that your brain fell out of your head.
I am a good housekeeper.Every time i get a divorce,i keep the house.
When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt.
The Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.