Sat 19 Feb 2011
People always say “It’s always the last place you look”… well yeah… why keep looking once you have found it, moron?
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Archived Posts from this Category
Wed 26 Jan 2011
You got a problem miss?
-No
Well i do. i got a kid…
Fri 7 Jan 2011
If people think you are crazy then dont give a damn just go see your psychiatrist.
Fri 7 Jan 2011
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Wed 5 Jan 2011
If your parents didn’t have children, chances are you won’t either!
Sun 2 Jan 2011
If i fried one egg and scrambled another, you would tell me i fried the wrong one!
Sat 25 Dec 2010
Dont joke around its not funny when you say it.
Dont spill my drink cause you aint gonna pay it.
Just do as i say and fill my leap.
Fri 24 Dec 2010
We all can’t be heroes. Some have to sit on the sidelines and clap as they go by.