Comical Quotes
Going In Reverse
If you were any slower, you’d be going in reverse.
Second Mouse Gets The Cheese
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Motivationally Challenged
Im not lazy im motivationally challenged.
Smoke Me
SMOKE ME I AM DOPE!!!!!
God Made Coke
God made coke God made pepsi god mad you so damn $exy….
Make You Cry
Anyone who says an onion is the only vegetable that will make you cry has never been hit in the face with a pumpkin.
Call Me A Biscuit
Butter my butt and call me a biscuit.
Dont Drink And Drive
Dont drink and drive-you might spill some.