Dirty Quotes


Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.
-Aaron Hill

An Evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.
-William Makepeace Thackeray

Balloons are like v!rginity.. one prick and its gone.

Some guys would rather hear a fat boy f@rt than a pretty girl sing.

Save water…shower with me…

roses are cool
violets are funky
i think of you…..
when i’m spanking my monkey

Is that a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants.

if you give a chick head she will get an org@sm if she gives you a bl0wjob you will ask for more.

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