Tue 11 Oct 2011
Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.
-Aaron Hill
Tue 11 Oct 2011
Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.
-Aaron Hill
Tue 11 Oct 2011
An Evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.
-William Makepeace Thackeray
Thu 28 Apr 2011
Balloons are like v!rginity.. one prick and its gone.
Fri 11 Mar 2011
Some guys would rather hear a fat boy f@rt than a pretty girl sing.
Thu 17 Feb 2011
Save water…shower with me…
Sun 2 Jan 2011
roses are cool
violets are funky
i think of you…..
when i’m spanking my monkey
Sun 2 Jan 2011
Is that a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants.
Thu 30 Dec 2010
if you give a chick head she will get an org@sm if she gives you a bl0wjob you will ask for more.